Freeday! * SARFFday! * Soonday!

Alive Again Live

at the Kilmister Crater Palisades 

The Mummified Bards

The VargRamones

Pachuco Cadaver

Prince Far Eye

Billy Gibbon

Runty Jim Deebo

Jett Joan and the Borghearts

The Lord (Weird) Argent

And

!Live via Holovid!

!!An Orbital Laser Show!!

Starring the Legendary

HAWKWIND

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Bot Races * Jai Alai * Phaser Tag

Shave-a-Wooky * Vulkin Mind Reader

Warlock Dunk Tank * Amazing Amazon Jello-Wrestling

** PONY RIDES **

[Pre-Galactic War poster collected in Smith's Hammer Plaza, God City]

Like much about the Last Age, the history of the Mummified Bards is largely conjectural.  No traces remain of their mighty ziggurats and monoliths save a few lines in the Power Ballade of the War Poet Ozy Ozymandias.  The Myth-Sonic Space Ark of the god-king Sun Ra, last Pharaoh of the Bardic Dynasty, was trapped in a null-sound field by his ancient enemy the Overseer, and though audio technicians conjecture that the proper quadraphonic array might be used to free the Ark, none have yet managed this feat.

Thus we are left only with ephemera of a much more recent -- and, in the opinion of this cybernetic intelligence, tarnished -- era, such as the poster above.  It advertizes a tour sponsored by the now defunct PyramidCo, purporting to feature lost scions of the Bardic Dynasty.  The legitimacy and current whereabouts of this lineup is much debated, and I therefore invite my fellow scholars to contribute any other artifacts and anecdotes they may have about these revivified Bards.

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