Transcendental Elvis Trinity


Gil Ramos Lib-Koff, Scribe-at-Large, Castle Crane

 

It is beyond the ken of this scribe to imagine a reader who is unfamiliar with the Transcendental Elvis Trinity (second only to the Go-Go Goddess of Xan-Adoo in adherence throughout the realm of Vanth, though officially banned in The Shunned Towns).

 

Readers interested in the exhaustive history should visit the Kinghead Archive, cited by most sources as the Land of Grace, in God City's Biloxi quarter. It is reverently, if tastelessly, maintained by the Blue Haired Ladies (an offshoot of the Children of the Iron Tesseract, who broke away after a dispute over the proper interpretation of an obscure tract entitled "Love Me")

 

Incidentally, the author does not recommend paying the extra fee to tour the Flying Chariot (dubbed the Lease of Marie, perhaps after the notable Vulkin acquisition during the War of Fthagn).

 

For purposes of this entry, suffice it to say that Young Elvis (The Baby), Comeback Elvis (The Dude), and Fat Elvis (The Biggest) are tenderly loved, for their true hearts, by all but the most suspicious of minds. Their perceived presence is comforting to their followers, if obviously and entirely APOCRYPHAL. Ahem.  Any suggestion by scribes documenting the Children (Effluvius Vox, at a minimum) that Elvis lives should be regarded with the suspicion such blatant absurdity merits.