1. Inhabitants of the Shunned Towns are known breeders of Terrier Rats. -- Prof. S.K.
2. The smell. By all the gods of Vanth, the smell. -- Effluvius Vox
3. You can catch mutations there. (Anonymous)
4. Radios only pick up WZMB, the All Zombie Groaning All The Time station. -- Jenrad the Least
5. Their folk music consists of fingernails scratching on a blackboard. -- Effluvius Vox
6. National Dish - Stinky Tofu.
7. Bettina Dentata's Brothel and Casino, where "Every Gal's a Gamble." -- Shakey Jake Slocum
8. Free Curse with Every Purchase!
9. Any and all ale brewed in or imported to the Towns suffers dimensional malfermentation and becomes lukewarm Milwaukee's Best. -- Shakey Jake Slocum
10. Droid toilets. NOT toilets for droids; the toilets ARE droids.
11. Arrays of leeches used by some locals in lieu of clothes. -- Jenrad the Least
12. Two Words: Sewer Geysers. -- Her Royal Highness Smelda Poope
13. I Can't Believe It's Not Infectious. -- Dr. Waghaffle Spleenvendor
14. The daily Dance of the Lepers. -- Crymantheus Infundibulum, Master of Necrobotics
15. The King of Fools and his Kingdom, just north-east of the Shunned Towns.
16. The Viraxian Marines; the cruder but thorough (more deadly) older brothers of the Viraxian Guard.
17. Eagerly welcome newcomers with a splendid feast, baskets full of treasure, and a shotgun wedding to Her Leprous Majesty, Queen Festrix Traumata -- Lorem Ipsum (Have Pen, Will Travel)
18. Banned Books: all books are banned except text on animal husbandry which have been approved by the Horse Traders.
19. Odysseus Links, a nine hole, members only golf course and only cyclopes are allowed to be members.
20. Javas: pint sized coffee-fueled robodriod rustlers, believed to be descendants of an ancient race of gnomes from before the Fall of the Sky Monsters.
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